“Oh, whizzo, she’s fallen in the bidet. ”“D’you think they’ll split up?”“No. She’d settle for looking pale, interesting and understated. ”“I’m not hungry and I ought to ring Jake.
He’s only given me one nip today,” said Sarah. But I promise I didn’t sleep with him. ”“Griselda Hubbard,” said Jake outraged. Then they all started shouting at the tops of their voices and bellowing.
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